Janna Zonder
Scam Likely
Updated: Oct 8, 2020
A couple of weeks ago, I was given the challenge of writing a 100-word piece that contained the word "frolicking." Well, frolicking can only be used in something fun. Hope this gives you a chuckle.

My new friend, Scam Likely,
Calls me nearly every day.
My iPhone tells me he's on the line
But, I don't know what to say.
Perhaps he lives just down the hill
Or across the other way.
Maybe we could go frolicking
In the late September hay.
Ah, Scam Likely, should I dare pick up?
If you're an oddly-named dreamboat,
I'll jump right in my truck
And rush straight out to meet you
And we'll have a little . . .
. . . dinner and a movie, maybe church on Sunday.
Hey, what did you think I was going to say?